Fun Llama Jokes

Q. Why did the llama cross the road?                                                                        A. Because it was the chicken's day off!

Q. What's more amazing than a talking llama?                                                           A. A spelling bee!

Q. What do guard llamas tell their sheep around the campfire at night?                        A. They tell each other scary goat stories.

>Knock, Knock                                                                                                     >Who's there?                                                                                                      >Pasture.                                                                                                             >Pasture who?                                                                                                                     >Isn't it past your bedtime?